Some People

enjoying train rides, some don't. 

  RIHA RIHA 

BE

THUGGIN' 

As if things couldn't get any more weirder with people taking retro childhood shit to new levels. But, when it comes to saving the universe...some childhood extremes are okay. Hmm, lets see specifically, a ring with the Decepticon logo. Why? Because some women go for bad boys. It’s the adrenal rush of danger, I guess. To us Autobots, it’s always “Let’s just be friends.”

Wedding Ring?

Via: NeatoRama

"I'M A CULTURE VULTURE, I JUST WANT TO EXPERIENCE IT ALL"

- Debbie Harry 

What's the difference between a

Democrat and Republican? 

Democrats:

Republicans: 

Like to help the poor with handouts because they think they are too stupid to do anything on their own. 

Like to help the rich because they think they are compassionate enough to help the poor with jobs they don't want to give. 

Image: Zarious

Did you know: 

Dudes only tell chicks they got blue balls to make them feel guilty for not getting any. 

It's true, ladies next time a guy says this to you know its a hoax and punch them in the face.  

BLU BAWLS 

http://www.thereserelucio.com

An Old Picture You haven't Seen In years Can Make Your Mind Wonder, A Good Poetry Book Can Do The Same! In Life We Often Don't Stop Long Enough To Appeciate The Simple Things, When Was The Last Time You Stopped To Gaze At Your Photo Album Or read A Book? If We Don't Take Time Out From Every Day Life To Enjoy The Simple Qaulities Of Life One Day They Won't Be There! Don't Forget To Check Out, www.createspace.com/3695233 To Enjoy The Simple Verses Life Has To Offer!!

         Until Next Time, Stay Safe, TheRemnantPoet!! A Poet For All People!

Well, It's Been A Few Days Since I Posted On My Blog, 22 To Be Exact! But Only Because We have Been Busy Yes If You Haven't Heard Remnant Verses Is Out For Sale On www.createspace.com/3695233 And On Amazon By Searching By The Books Title! WooHoo!! Also Some Of The Book Search Sites Like www.bookdepository.com And Other Simular Sites.

    We Have Also Started Working On Remnant Verses For Kindle And Ibook Store For Apple Ipad, Which Is Coming Along Nicely. Book 2 Still Has A Fair Way To Go Until It's Finished But I Am Still Writing It, New Poem Was Written For It Yesterday!! We Also Got A T-Shirt And Cap Made And Sent Out Via VistaPrint They Look Great!!

  So For Now, Stay Tuned For The Next Update From

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The Course Report

Date: April 12th, 2012

Course: Shamrock Country Club in Chitose

Weather: 12 degrees and sunshine.

Players: Brian Findlay, Makoto Begley, John Barton, Ian MacKenzie, Rob Holmes and Ben Harding

Right next to New Chitose airport, this course wasn't the closest to Niseko, but JB had a day pass from the wife who was in Sapporo. 5000 yen per person self play.

The course was built in 1984 and has held numerous amateur championships and has only a staggering 6 metre difference between the lowest and highest points.

Shibuya San in the photo on the left managed  2000 visits to the course since it opened. That gets him a photo in the clubhouse......

Shamrock is 6,872 yards of the back tees. We played an early season mixture of regular and front tees as that was all that was available. Pin positions were easy, greens running slow but true, and rough only a couple of milimetres longer than the fairways which were well cut. Water hazards were all full of snow but was too busy concentrating on playing to take pictures...

Scores

Brian - Gross 79 Net 65 (!!!!!!)

Ben H - Gross 88 Net 70

Big John - Gross 80 Net 74

Me - Gross 81 Net 74

Shacho Rob - Gross 91 Net 77

Mak - Gross 91 Net 77

Brian wins and everyone got rid of their 1 yen coins!

"Face-Time" 

Oil on canvas (2012) 

Kiki Valdes

CAN'T WAIT 

Via: Super Hero Hype

Kim Kardashian finally admitted what everybody already knew: that she is a “hairy Armenian”. The declaration was made so the reality TV star would gain more authority in a recent beauty product lawsuit. Radiant sued Kim last November because she falsely claimed that TRIA, a home laser hair-removal system from a different company, was better.

I honestly never thought someone would pay attention to everything Kim Kardashian and co say in their reality TV shows. Clearly, I was wrong for the Armenian star was called to court after claiming that the company she represents, TRIA, produces the best hair removal laser tool. The rival company, Radiant, filed lawsuit against the hairy brunette on accounts of false advertising.

Radiant spokespersons declared that Kim encouraged people to use TRIA’s product because it is the only laser tool on the market to completely remove hair from all over the body. As opposed to Kim’s claims, product specifications clearly show that the hair removal tool is not good for the face, head, ears, neck, nipples, genitals or anus.

That is not all; Kim also said that people who use TRIA don’t need razors or shaving cream to remove hair. Radiant, on the other hand, disagrees because TRIA’s instructions note the fact that the product has to be used in concert with shaving. Given Kim’s false declarations, Radiant asks the Kardashian sister to put an end to this false advertising and compensate them for unspecified damages.

During her most recent appearance in court, Kim reassured judges that everything she said about TRIA’s product was absolutely true. In fact, her product review was based entirely on her personal experience. She then, added “Being Armenian and hairy, I thought [TRIA] was the perfect product”.

Kim: "I'm A Hairy Armenian" 

Image: Freak News

Via: Daily Gossip 

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Can't get enough of Bridget Blonde. Her blog is dope too. She updates it like crazy with quality pictures. Always getting you to want more. She's good at that.

You can check out what I'm talking about right here.  

BLONDIE

Kicking cravings is all about discipline and goals. I usually always keep a snack of some sort with me (almonds, fruit and nut trail mix, LUNA bar, etc) and some water or coconut water…just in case i start to starve and a meal isn’t in my near future.

I wish i could eat burgers everyday but unfortunately i have to eat a semi-healthy diet to maintain my figure the way i like it.

if you want something bad enough you will do what it takes to have it…even if you can only have one burger and one slice of yummy cake a week. the pay off from your hard work and discipline are way more satisfying then the over-stuffed feeling you get after taking down a whole delicious burger and fries!!! i promise!!!

BRIDGET ON KICKING A CRAVING. 

Stupid Human Quotes

"Is it a violation of the House rule wherein members are not permitted to make disparaging references to the President of the United States?"

Honorable Mention: 

"Aren't we at the point where the closer we get to chaos, the more concern that there should be about coming to the table and compromising with Democrats? This is not leadership. This is almost like dictatorship."

This maniac probably had the most kills out of any horror movie villian alive! 

Friday the 13th - NONE Mrs. Voorhees is the killer 
Friday the 13th 2 - 9 kills 
Friday the 13th 3 - 12 kills 
Friday the 13th 4 - 13 kills 
Friday the 13th 5 - NONE Roy is the killer 
Friday the 13th 6 - 18 kills 
Friday the 13th 7 - 16 kills 
Friday the 13th 8 - 19 kills 
Friday the 13th 9 (Jason Goes To Hell)- 21 kills, by Jason's soul in other peoples bodies 
Jason X - 28 kills *confirmed* 

So in all Jason gets 154 kills. That's a hell of a lot! 

HOW MANY JASON 

KILLS TOTAL?

Via: Fun Trivia

 - Albert Einstein