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Some Foods You Didn't Know Contain 

MEAT!

Barbecue Baked Lays 

 

America's favorite chip contains "natural flavors" that include chicken. 

Minute Maid Juices

 

Minute Maid's fortified juice line contains Vitamin D. Awesome, right? Except that the vitamin D is derived from lanolin which is an oil secreted by sheep? Bah!! WTF!

Velveeta

 

We're back on the rennet train. Kraft has confirmed that many of their products contains animal enzymes (calf stomachs). Yum

 

                             Guiness

 

Isinglass, a product using in the clarification process for many ales (including Guinness), is made of fish' swim bladders. Though Guinness says that very little isinglass remains in the finished product, it still could have some traces. Nice! 

                     Smarties 

 

The purple smarties are dyed using carmine, which is taken from cochineals (beetle-like insects). Also look out for Red 4 - that's carmines, too. All for the love of colorful little treats huh? 

                       Worcestershire Sauce 

 

There's always been something suspect about this sauce though...just saying. This zesty sauce contains anchovies. I knew it! 

Parmesan Cheese

 

Really? Parmesan cheese requires rennet in the curdling process. The only problem? Rennet is made of stomaches of newborn calves. Fuck You! 

Altoids

 

These mints contain gelatin made from the collagen inside animal's skin and bones. Rock on! 

I eat meat, but I have plenty of friends and family that don't. Eating just got a little bit more diffcult. Check this out. 

image: Matthew Lush