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I Blog From The Basement

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I BLOG 

I'm committed to arranging the best content for you. This is my work room, in my grandmas basement. I've considered a serial killers lifestyle but Ownzee.com saved me from such actions. Now, if I can only find a dating site as good as this site is to blogging. 

Is This A Double Standard?

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Wtf. Cheers to the douchebag.

No love. 

Double 

standard 

y'all 

The people have spoken. (demonic voice) 

She Killed Snoopy!

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Wow. Do you see what I see? This is amazing. Haha. Via: a! Diseño

Pretty Lips

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DAMN

SHE'S GOT 

PRETTY 

LIPS.

Mosh Sleeps Naked? She Says So...

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MISS MOSH SLEEPS 

NAKED?

"I sleep in the nude or just in my underwear. I actually can't remember my last dream. There's this Russian theory that if you look out the window right after you wake up, you forget what you dreamed about because you immediately reconnect to reality as soon as you look outside. I don't know if its actually true, but I remember looking out the window the last time I had a dream."

   

Kitty Kissing Booth

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What are you waiting for? 

    

   

Am I not cute enough? 

Swiss Beatz Diggin' Damien Hirst

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Swiss Art 

HIp hop producer Swiss Beatz is all smiles digging Damien Hirst's 'Spin Painting.' Let's check out some of his background see if he can afford a Hirst piece -

 


 

Swizz Beatz (Kasseem Daoud Jones) was born in New York and has an estimated net worth of $65 million dollars. A rap artist, producer, and painter, Swizz Beatz started his own record label, Full Surface in 2001 at the age of 23. In addition to producing hit songs for other artists, he has released two solo albums, been nominated for three Grammy Awards, and won one in 2011 for the song, “On to the Next One” with Jay-Z.

   

Kiki Valdes Confronted by Stephen Marley

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KIKI VALDES 

 "A Little Bird Told Me" 2012

Painted this at a benefit for Pincrest Gardens with private concert by Stephen Marley. Mr. Marley confronted me about the painting wanting to know what it means. He put me on the spot in a way that made me speechless. I was not expecting a musician to question my actions as a painter. But then again he’s a Marley….a legend. 

- KV

Nutrition Info for Nacho Cheese

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Nacho Bell Kanye 

 

 

Calories

A typical serving of nacho cheese sauce is 47 g, or about 1.7 oz. A serving of nacho cheese sauce contains 50 calories, which provides 2.5 percent of the daily value for calories. This daily value is based on a standard diet of 2,000 calories per day, according to Fatsecret. A serving of nacho cheese sauce contains 35 calories from fat and 15 calories from carbohydrates.

Fat, Carbohydrates 


A serving of nacho cheese sauce provides 4 g of fat, which is 6 percent of the daily value for fat. This fat content consists of 3 g of unsaturated fat and 1 g of saturated fat, which is 5 percent of the daily value of saturated fat. A serving of nacho cheese sauce also has 3 g of carbohydrates, or about 1 percent of the daily value for carbohydrates. Nacho cheese sauce contains no protein.

and Protein

Nacho cheese sauce is generally a mixture of an easily melted cheese product and pickled jalapenos. Lets see exactly what Kanye West put in his body for this basketball game. Let's go! 

We Piss Anywhere!

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"We piss 

anywhere 

man."

- Brian Jones (Rolling Stones) 

    

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    

       

Jay Chou Coffee Stain Portrait

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Artist Red Hong (who practices painting without a tradtional brush) creates a portrait using coffee cup stains:

 

This project was inspired by the opening and closing lines in Jay Chou’s song, ‘Secret/不能说的秘密’. The opening line is about lifting a coffee cup off the saucer, “冷咖啡离开了杯垫” . The ending line of the song is about autumn leaves and fragmented pieces, “飘落后才发现 这幸福的碎片, 要我怎么捡?”. Hundreds of individual coffee stain rings, many of them broken and imperfect like fallen autumn leaves, form a whole portrait.

 

… The project took about 12 hours to finish. Coffee is quite a challenging medium to use - too little water and the rings wouldn’t form easily, too much water and the rings would blend into each other, resulting in just a deformed pool of coffee. I had to also wait for the lighter parts too dry up before stamping on the darker rings, or else the rings would not be visible.

 

You can see a video of the piece being made at Red’s blog here

Coffee Stain Painting 

Young artist makes a whole painting portait of Jay Chou. What do you think? 

Rick Santorum Knows Best

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If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual (gay) sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything.”

RICK SANTORUM 

KNOWS HOW TO MAKE SOFT SERVE HARD. 

- Rick Santorum 

Ai Weiwei's new exhibition in Paris

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ai weiwei

AI WEIWEI -a conceptual artist

"Interlacing" is the first major exhibition of photographs and videos by the Chinese artist, it foregrounds Ai Weiwei as the communicator: the documenting, analyzing, interweaving artist who communicates via many channels.
In "Interlacing", Ai Weiwei deliberately confronts social conditions in China and in the world, he is a generalist, a conceptual, socially critical artist dedicated to creating friction with, and forming reality. As an architect, conceptual artist, sculptor, photographer, blogger, Twitterer, interview artist, and cultural critic, he is a sensitive observer of current topics and social problems:,

  Detained on April 3rd 2011 by the Chinese authorities because of his political activities, released on bail June 22nd 2011, he is still, today, banned from leaving the country.  the show " Interlacing" runs until April 29th in Paris.

new exhibition in Paris "Interlacing"

(1983-93) spent in New York, Lower east side

Weird Cloud UFO Falls from the Sky

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You know how the biggest annoyance with UFO videos is that they are blurry and shaky and look sort of like somebody threw a bunch of LEDs into the sky and filmed them? Well, you certainly can't make that complaint about this video, which captures a truly bizarre UFO floating down from the sky, getting caught on a fence, and then being touched by a friend of the person filming.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

There is a whole internet lore around so-called Cloud UFOs, which are basically clouds that UFO supposedly hide behind or inside. Could this be a chunk of one such cloud, drifting to earth? Or is it something even more creepy, like a blob of industrial waste foam? Either way, WHY IS THIS GUY TOUCHING IT?

Weird Cloud Falls 

From The Sky?

  

 

   

 

This video footage appears to be from some part of the Middle East. People are saying the cloud-like form is some type of 'Cloud UFO' or some type of fume from an industrial plant. I hope the guy that touches it didn't die. What is it? You Decide! 

Villager touches the cloud-like form when it falls on the fence from the sky. 

Heads Up (lol)

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HEADS UP

IS IT WRONG TO LAUGH AT THIS? 

A. No this is horrible. Poor old man! 

 

B. Yes (but you are going to hell) 

 

C. Yes (but you were going to hell anyway) 

Oscar Voter Statistics

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REMEMBER KIDS: 

Oscar voters are 94% white and 77% male

The more you know...the more you grow. 

Master Cat

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You will do as I say. 

You are under my command. 

You will go into the kitchen cabinets 

and you will open 2 cans of Whiskas. 

You will heat them and leave them in my quarters. 

Please don't make too much noise. 

I will be watching Animal Planet.

 

Sacha Baron Cohen spills 'ashes' all over Ryan Seacrest

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Sure, Brad, George, and that silver fox Christopher Plummer captured the Academy’s attention for their strong performances in 2011, but the days leading up to tonight’s ceremony have been dominated by discussion of a more Method performance. News emerged four days ago that Sacha Baron Cohen wanted to walk the red carpet as his character from The Dictator. A day later, the Academy had threatened to deny him entrance, and Cohen was quick to respond. After much haggling, it appears that Cohen has been granted his wish, as he just emerged from a limousine in Dictatordrag. Will he create a stir (as he’s wont to do)? Or will it be a stunt-that-wasn’t? More on the story as it develops…

 

UPDATE: Victory! “The Dictator” just dropped an urn full of “Kim Jong-il’s” ashes on a clearly annoyed Ryan Seacrest. Giuliana Rancic said, “Do you know how lucky you are? Out of every reporter here, he chose you,” though Seacrest seemed less than pleased. For her part, E! correspondent Kelly Osbourne could only laugh in disbelief. Seacrest took several moments to clean the ashes off, finally receiving a towel from a nearby reporter from another outlet. Seacrest: “Now you know why this isn’t taped. Anything can happen, and it most certainly did — all over my lapel.”

 

UPDATE: Seacrest seems to have gained his composure, as he just just handed a pinch of ashes (or Bisquick, he’s claiming) to Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith. Next up, Tina Fey sympathetically called him “a victim of comedy.” Seacrest: “I’m in the trenches.” And then, Jennifer Lopez approached to ask, “What happened?” That’s what we in the biz calling opening up a can of worms (or ashes, as it were).

Sacha Baron Cohen's Dictator spills 'ashes' all over Ryan Seacrest

    

     

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

haha check out The Dictator totally fuck up Ryan's tux. Funny shit! 

Source: EW.com

Jeremy Lin-Piarme el Culo

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Bathroom break at work, y 

tengo que LIN-piarme el culo. 

Go Heat!!

Feb. 23  Q1  Q2  Q3  Q4                 TOTAL
Knicks  20 27 19 22                 88
Heat 24 27 29 22                 102

 

    

   

New York Knicks vs. Miami Heat

Facebook Spies on Smartphone Text Messages

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Wonderful!? 

WTF!!

Facebook spies on phone users' text messages, report says

INTERNET giant Facebook is accessing smartphone users' personal text messages, an investigation revealed today.


Facebook admitted reading text messages belonging to smartphone users who downloaded the social-networking app and said that it was accessing the data as part of a trial to launch its own messaging service, The (London) Sunday Times reported.

 

Other well-known companies accessing smartphone users' personal data - such as text messages - include photo-sharing site Flickr, dating site Badoo and Yahoo Messenger, the paper said.

 

It claimed that some apps even allow companies to intercept phone calls - while others, such as YouTube, are capable of remotely accessing and operating users' smartphone cameras to take photographs or videos at any time.


Security app My Remote Lock and the app Tennis Juggling Game were among smaller companies' apps that may intercept users' calls, the paper said.

 

Emma Draper, of the Privacy International campaign group, said, "Your personal information is a precious commodity, and companies will go to great lengths to get their hands on as much of it as possible."

 

More than 400,000 apps can be downloaded to Android phones, and more than 500,000 are available for iPhones - with all apps downloaded from Apple's App Store covered by the same terms and conditions policy.

 

According to a YouGov poll for the newspaper, 70 per cent of smartphone users rarely or never read the terms and conditions policy when they download an app.

I spy, I spy, I spy!

  

spy