A woman who went looking for love ended up looking for a missing wallet and iPhone after a bad blind date.

It happened at a Lower East Side bar on Friday, March 9, 2012.The New York City Police Department says the 50-year-old woman went on a date with the man after meeting him on the internet.

They say after leaving him at the subway station at 2nd Ave. and E. Houston St., the woman noticed that her wallet and iPhone were missing.

The sticky-fingered Casanova was described as a black man, 25-30 years old, 6'1" and approximately 165 pounds. The victim says the man had corn rows.

Police released a photo of the suspect in hopes that someone can identify him, and supply his real name.  He told his date his name was Hayden.

GO ON A BLIND DATE

GET ROBBED!

We are the rebels. 

They call us the Rebel Alliance. 

and we are voting RON PAUL. 

Funny Little Kid

Ha, these are so funny they almost have to be fake. Okay, that or I just haven't had kids yet so I don't know the extremely hilarious and borderline threatening letters children can write. Here are a small group of funny letters kids wrote to their parents and relatives.   

Some Good Ones:

Dear tooth fairy,

I lost my tooth on 23rd of October. Now it is Nov 12. I lost my tooth in pizza. I lost both today. You owe me $1.00. Not to be hard but I need money.

Annisa

 

And:

Never put nature aside for ‘telivision’. You burned my feelings today. And I am warning you never to do what you did today again.

Via: Mehreenkasana

An illegal 

alien since 

1979

Who Needs Oil?

Travel Bear.

GO

YOGI 

GREEN!

Rickrolling is said to have begun as a variant of an earlier prank from the imageboard 4chan known as duckrolling, in which a link to somewhere (such as a specific picture or news item) would instead lead to a thread or site containing an edited picture of a duck with wheels. The user at that point is said to have been "duckrolled".

By May 2008, the practice had spread beyond 4chan and became an Internet phenomenon, eventually attracting coverage in the mainstream media. An April 2008 poll by SurveyUSA estimated that at least 18 million American adults had been rickrolled. In September 2009, Wired magazine published a guide to modern hoaxes which listed rickrolling as one of the better known beginner-level hoaxes, alongside the fake email chain letter. The first known instance of a rickroll occurred in May 2007 on 4chan's video game board, where a link to the Rick Astley video was claimed to be a mirror of the first trailer for Grand Theft Auto IV (which was unavailable due to heavy traffic). The joke was confined to 4chan for a very brief period.

HOW IT STARTED

not that you care, but how 

Via: Wiki

You don't wait for an opportunity, you make it. 

LUIS

DIAZ

Via: Luis Diaz Art 

Meet

Damn I gotta fart...

WHAT MAKES FARTS STINK? 

Via: Askville

SHOES: BLACK FLEECE 

by Brooks Brothers 

CRICKED SNEAKER 

Via: High Snobiety

This is what 

looks like...

(Eat your vitamins and say your prayers brother...cuz what cha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you!)

LUCKY

MAN!

When Jigga lyrics speak the truth...

Annual earnings according to Forbes:

May 2010 to May 2011 Earnings: $35 million
May 2009 to May 2010 Earnings: $87 million
May 2008 to May 2009 Earnings: $87 million
May 2007 to May 2008 Earnings: $80 million

Estimated Net Worth: Over 300 Million. 

BEYONCE 

May 2011 to May 2011 Earnings:$37 million
May 2009 to May 2010 Earnings:$63 million
May 2008 to May 2009 Earnings:$35 million
May 2007 to May 2008 Earnings:$82 million
May 2006 to May 2007 Earnings:$34 million

RICH

LOVE

JAY-Z

Estimated Net Worth: $450 Million 

Via: Celebrity Net Worth

You cannot perform in a manner inconsistent with the way you see yourself.

-Zig Ziglar

                  Here is the truth of my life,

you see I haven't had much of a life. It all happen one day when I met a girl in a bar in ybor city took my mom to live with my sister. You see this whole blog thing is a way to make the money. I need to take care of the girl in the bar I met.

She told me if I mentioned any thing about are crazy romance she would never see me ever again.

We'll forgive me I have to, I have no choice now.

I am in McAllen, texas living in the heart of the entertainment district on 17th st. 

I have a sitution I need a

APPLE I-pad



to write this blog. I can't afford to much because 

the carnival company that employed me fired me before I was able to afford to buy it.



IT WAS ALL ABOUT SAFETY AND THE PUBLIC WELFARE.  



So they fired me, because I cared and would not look the other way any more, and keep my mouth shut.     

 Here is my Address I live at 508 S. 17th street

 McAllen,Texas. 78501.              

 The story about the romance is a sad one.

You see she is a love child of two families, that  don't like each where I am from.



 And I love her dearly with all my heart and I could not GET WORK IN YBOR CITY to take CARE OF HER.

You see in ybor city she was a small child and something happen to her mom and dad.



 I don't know and I don't want to find out.

I just want to take care of her.

This is my story about my life. I am caretaker

that is my life work, this is what god wants be to do and I did.

You see I haven't seen her in three years, but when I traveled with this carnival company, always looked for a place she would be comfortable in living in.



 You see 4 years ago, we were together and she begged me to get work and I could not.

And it broke my heart.

And it still hurts.

I cannot contact her until I am successful with this blog. 

I am trying as hard as I can to put text and pictures and video on this blog. 

But, there is not of enough time in a day when you do not have the money to pay the rent.



So I pawn my korg keyboard,my Ibenez six string fretless bass guitar,and adamson les paul guitar, I had saved up to buy when I worked in the carnival.



You see I am a really could musician and I didn't

know it untill late in my life.



And you will here me play on my magazine blog.

As soon as I can get everything out of the pawn shop. 

  REJECTION!

Remember, rejection is one of the greatest things to make you perfect all you do. It makes you strong and everyone great has been rejectioned more times then they could count, that's what made them great...they did not give up. 

Via: The Dew Process 

          Inspiration Post of the Day

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IT'S FRIDAY. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 

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