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Photos by Damon Loble

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Damon Loble

  



The Degradation of San Francisco

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Below Your Belt makes me smooth

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I had always problem when I was shaving, redness and more. When I heard about Below Your Belt and tried BYB Woman products the problems were gone and I feel so smooth and soft now and that makes me so happy.

 

I recommend all women and men to try it out; you will not be disappointed, I promise!!!

Name: Kadija Diamond Jalloh



It looks better with Below Your Belt

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Name: Jógvan Høgnesen

 

Below Your Belt products for men makes me feel smooth and fresh!

 

I think women should do intimate shaving because it looks better & gives more pleasure! 



Going for Broke

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The credit crunch is coming to influence every single sphere of our lives. Utility bills are up, taxes are rising to cover national debts and even the humble 99 flake will now requires a down payment of 75p upon order, just in case you become insolvent in the time it takes to make and flake it.


But the current inflation is hitting some people in the place it hurts most: board gamers. It’s not just a simple matter of having to play Connect 9 in order to achieve what was a Connect 4 in 2007, nor that the Game of Life now has squares marked “Wonga.com revokes your loan – you have three minutes to vacate your premises before the heavies come round.” Inflation has damaged some of our most beloved board games irreparably.

Scrabble has become virtually unplayable since all the vowels are now worth the same as a letter ‘K’, whilst ‘J’s, ‘X’s, ‘Q’s and ‘Z’s have all been commandeered for Bankers-Only versions of the game. There is now an illicit black market in these premium letters, with some maverick dealers offering a ‘!’ for twenty points if anyone is daring enough to use a sub-Saharan click in a championship match. Monopoly has been similarly ravaged by the economic instability of the day. Old Kent Road is now so dilapidated that once you have four houses on it, you don’t buy a hotel, you are just the owner of a dangerous council estate. Meanwhile any hotel on Pentonville Road is actually rebranded as a brothel, Free Parking isn’t any more and is patrolled by ruthless Nigerian traffic wardens and anything built on Mayfair or Park Lane is immediately populated by a homeless man slumming it in style. The pieces have also been replaced, so that instead of a top hat, a Scottie dog and an iron there’s now a beanie hat, a pit bull and a syringe.


But perhaps the game that has been hit hardest by these turbulent times is Risk. Reflecting as it does the international nature of the financial meltdown, this once much loved parlour game has fallen into disrepair as players roll the dice to see if they have enough money to move their armies beyond their borders, only to find them ill-equipped, demotivated and suffering from battle fatigue. Ultimately it just becomes a bitter war of attrition to stop your own pieces revolting against you and plunging your already pitiful empire into civil war. Roll anything less than a three and you’re Ceausescued, whilst anything between a four and a nine means that your power relies solely on intimidation by your secret police. Your only hope is to keep rolling double figures and gently spread your tendrils of doom into surrounding territories until you finally grind out a miserable North Korea-style one-party state over the entire face of the earth. If you’re losing the only real tactic is to hope for a natural disaster (luckily, this being a board game, tectonic activity is fairly easy to simulate by just picking it up, as is attack by a radioactive monster if you own a pet.) 

Right, I’m now off to play Cluedo to see if it’s possible to murder a rural vicar armed with nothing more than a giro book and some broken NHS spectacles.

Written by Ben Van der Velde for LifeArcade!

24th June 2011

Twitter: @benvandervelde

Web: www.benvandervelde.com



I'll Have a Pint of Bitter and a Night of Comedy Please

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PLAY: Comedy Night

The Cabbage Patch, Twickenham

Thursday 16th June

Adam Bloom & Robin Ince

w/ Louis Bryan and MC Ben Van Der Velde

 

A cold, wet evening in Twickenham is not my preference for a night out I must admit. As I sat in the Cabbage Patch pub, looking outwards watching the night draw in with only my pint for company, the first thought that entered my head was, ‘I’ve got to get home in this’. Luckily, my future torture was put on the back burner as I was treated to a night of good company and great comedy. And all for a great cause – The Richmond branch of MENCAP.

 

The Cabbage Patch is clearly not designed for such nights. However, they worked with the space they had and actually produced quite a nice, intimate area for comedy. The lack of stage was of no concern as the acts were right in front of you – a good view was had wherever you sat.

 

The night kicked off with the energetic and youthful MC Ben Van Der Velde. The role of an MC can be a tricky one, moving the evening along smoothly whilst getting your own material in the mix. Velde performed his duties effortlessly, drawing in the crowd and building up the atmosphere nicely for the rest of the evening. Banter and light hearted heckling were in abundance, as the crowd was eased into the night and became just as important to the success of the night as the talent. Once we had dealt with the North-East, dinosaurs and the number five, we were introduced to our first act of the night.

 

Louis Bryan does not seem like a happy man. Yet he is funny, very funny in fact. His somewhat pessimistic outlook on life has an element of charm that you automatically warm too. There are aspects of Jack Dee and Ricky Gervais which come through, particularly when discussing his personal life.Bryan’s dry wit and sarcasm shone through and made up for any lack of physical movement on stage (that some feel is necessary in stand-up today). Some may say thatBryanwas a risky choice in being the opening act of the night, but I believe it was a risk that paid off. The laughs began to increase as his set picked up pace, and as the rest of the night panned out, it turned out to be the perfect beginning to the structure of the evening.Bryandealt with the amusing heckles well and incorporated them into his set with ease, hiding any frustration he may have had impeccably. A thoroughly enjoyable start to events.

 

After the interval we were introduced to the two headline acts. Up first was Robin Ince. Finding just enough time to step away from Twitter for 20 minutes, Ince arrives on stage with his beer and proceeds to have the audience in stitches from the off. Having only seen a few glimpses of his work before, I was very surprised, and highly entertained by his high energy, high pace and rather physical routine. Despite some of his pessimistic viewpoints, you can easily relate to him – I particularly enjoyed his rant on the tediousness of parties. Ince comes across as negative, yet I have rarely seen such pessimism performed in such a positive way. He is almost joyous in his rants, jumping around the stage like an excited child, wanting to tell his tales to anyone who will listen. Of course, his vocabulary is a lot more advanced than a child. In fact he is very concise, witty and not afraid to throw his knowledge upon an audience. His charisma is such that you do not feel aggravated by his intellect, but instead feel drawn to him. You want to listen and laugh, but with Robin Ince you feel like you are also learning, and that is in no way meant to sound derogatory. I highly recommend seeing Robin Ince. A good laugh will be had – as the audience showed – and you will go away wanting to know more.

 

Once Robin Ince had left the stage, and indeed the venue, we were left thinking that it would take some beating to top that. Then Adam Bloom appears on stage and from the moment he rushes on and explodes with enthusiasm for the crowd and the laughs, you have no time to sit back and compare. After 25 minutes of pure, raw energy that fills the room, you are left with your hair standing as if you had just watched a nuclear explosion from 30 feet away. Bloom packs a punch and then some. Instantly attaching himself to the audience and what they have to say, the feel of improvisation is a constant and adds to the unpredictability of the set. I cannot really compare Adam Bloom to any other comedian because I have literally not seen anyone like him on stage before. He is warm and affectionate, with a natural ability to get the audience on side, sympathise and relate to his stories. With Robin Ince you felt like you were learning, but with Adam Bloom it feels like you are being told something that this guy has just found out for himself. The way he grabs the audience is akin to a child grabbing a parent and urging them on to a ride. It is just a phenomenal experience to behold, with Bloom never stopping and the audience around you in fits of laughter. The heckles are thrown back, not with anger, but with joy a genuine sense of listening to what the audience has to say. Have you ever left a comedy gig where you laughed and laughed, yet when you try to recite a joke, you cannot think of a single joke? This is what happened to me on this night. I was too busy laughing. Bloom commented that this was one of the best gigs he had done in 17 years – and I can certainly believe him.

 

And so the night came to a close. Ben Van Der Velde ends the proceedings nicely with thanking one of the stars of the night – the audience and all those that took part. The comedians’ names were received with increasing cheers and I headed to the bar for another drink – not worrying about the rain and the journey – but thinking, ‘how am I going to put this night into words’.

 

William Evans

 

PLAY was supported by Richmond MENCAP. For more information go to www.mencap.org.uk



Freckles, Red Lips. Julia Mint

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photo by Julia Mint



David Hasselhoff's "The Hoffsicle."

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Just in time for National Ice Cream Month, Del Monte Iced Refreshments has inexplicably launched a popsicle in the likeness of former Baywatch star and resident douche David Hasselhoff.


Naturally titled the ‘Hoffsicle’, it’s available in raspberry flavor, and is unsurprisingly rendered bare-chested, collar-up. Hopefully they enjoy ice lollies in Germany.

THE HOFFSICLE



Happy Hotdogs, make food more fun?

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WTF? HAPPY WIENER'S

I thought this a joke. Now you can make your hotdog's happy!



Lara Stone Modeling for Self Service Magazine

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Lara Stone gets seductive in the spring collections for the most recent issue of Self Service. Photographed by Alasdair McLellan and styled by Jane How, Lara is swathed in elegant yet revealing styles from the likes of Louis Vuitton, Valentino and Yves Saint Laurent.

DEEP SKIN

SELF SERVICE N° 34
Photography: Alasdair McLellan
Styling: Jane How
Model: Lara Stone



Sometimes you need a Man

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Fuck that PC shit, sometimes you just need a man.



Keith Richards on Drugs and Police

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"I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police."

- Keith Richards



Kristen Leanne - Pink

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Kristen

Leanne

 

 

 



Bill Clinton rocks to Joan Jett

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Monica introduced him to the sounds of Joan Jett. He never stopped listening.

 

 

 



Every Woman Should Own A Blazer

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Just Blazing

“In my opinion every woman should own at least three blazers; one navy, one black and one that is light in both weight and color.

 

During the fickle spring months, nothing transitions from a day at the office to a night on the town quite like a cream blazer in a romantic cut that can finish off any outfit.

 

Add masculine energy with a tie and sleek bottoms or keep it feminine by pairing with a blouse and skirt.”

Sunglasses by Ray-Ban. Shirt, tie, blazer and jeans by Rugby Ralph Lauren. Belt by Express. Shoes by Tahari. Bag by Hype.



Arthur Szyk and Anti-Nazism Illustration

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Arthur Szyk

 

 

 

During WWII, Polish-Jewish artist Arthur Szyk’s highly-charged, acidic caricatures of Axis-power leaders in his trademark illuminated manuscript style, reportedly enjoyed more popularity than pin-up girls on the walls of American military bases. With an alleged bounty issued by Hitler on his head, Szyk emigrated to the U.S. in 1940 with the sole assignment of “popularizing the struggle of the British and Polish nations with Nazism in the New World.”



Maurizio Anzeri

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Maurizio Anzeri

Maurizio Anzeri is an Italian artist who turns vintage photographs into canvases. Using different coloured threads, he traces portraits with stitches and transforms ghost like images into eye catching, intricate designs. Anzeri’s elaborate needle-work set against somber backgrounds results in a sharp juxtaposition; and despite the history of both the technique and the images used, he produces work which treads new ground. In doing so, he challenges our attitudes towards the relevance of traditional techniques in contemporary art.

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The Reaper in Cologne

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This reaper, which is located on the Melaten cemetery in Cologne, used to have a scythe in his left hand. Sadly, it has been stolen.

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Asian Robin and Batman

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Its something to admire that´s why we should shave

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Name: Emily Kidman-Lee

 

Why we should take care of our private area?

 

 Well, first of all its for cleanliness and for vanity. The intimate areas are beautiful things to look at for both sexes to admire. They shouldn't be shrouded by hair, unless it is a little design that adds playfulness and showing the character of the person when the bedroom doors are closed (or not!)