Back in my day...we would hold babies like this...and we wouldn't be reported to the damn boys in blue.
Have you seen Chuck Norris lately? He shaved his damn face and looks like a wet turkey ready for the oven.
Let's take a look at the real Chuck Norris
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if you watch it, read it or whatever I don't want to think you do to this TMZ thing...something tells me you are missing a right nut or had a sex change. Whatever the case... your just a worthless human being. Don't lie...I know you have a tongue ring too.
This is little Chucky, he killed 5 Nazi's single handedly at this fine young age.
Damn...this guy has a point.
All these years...I tried to be clean around women...have manners and I realize I was really just slowly losing my man juice. Let me call my girlfriend Britney and ask her if she thinks I been losing my "man" edge.
RING. RING, , RING, RING, RING.
Dude, seriously...stop calling my girls phone. She left you a year ago. Move on...I'm serious this time dog. Don't call my girlfriend again. Delete this number.
Meanwhile somewhere in the Suburbs of PA .....
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