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Letter: You've Got A Friend In Me

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67-34 Kessel Street

Forest Hills, NY 1137

December 1, 2011


 

Dear Mr. Parker aka Spider-Man,

 

I hope that you are doing well. My name is Roslyn Abrahams, and I am your biggest fan. I am writing in regards to your up-and-down love story with Mary Jane Watson.  I feel it is in your best interests to move on; the love-fling you two have going on has gotten in the way of you doing your job effectively and it is bringing you down. Granted, I know you are just as human as we are, and you are entitled to your personal interests, but her inability to stay settled is not good for you Peter; she is worse than a frat girl on Thirsty-Thursday.

 

 It really is sad; you are The Amazing Spider-Man, key word being “Amazing,” and if she cannot see how special you are then why are you wasting your time? Peter, you are the definition of a Tragic Hero; I see how she hurts you and I feel bad that it has to be this way, which is why I am sending you letter.

 

I know there will be chance for happiness for you someday. It might not appear that way now, but I know it will happen. For you to reach that happiness, it will have to be without MJ. I think you know this, but you have a hard time accepting life without her. Peter, we all have that one person who we cannot just let go of, believe me, I can relate. Just know, I speak for the many of your fans, we stand behind you.  Whether you believe us or not, you will always be The Amazing Spider-Man to us.

 

Sincerely,

 

 

 

Roslyn Abrahams

Heartbreaker: 

Mary Jane Watson