1313 Wednesday Lane

Wednesday News & A How To

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Look It's a Picture!!

Ah but it's not just a picture. It's a 18x24 inch Special Wednesday 13 silkscreened / hand numbered poster! Their going to be sold at the Whiskey A Go Go on July 13th the night of Wednesday 13's one and only solo concert for the moment. So if you live in or around the LA area, you better go to the concert and get there early, cause there's only 100 of them!

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By Kristy Brainsikk

If you happen to be in jail for killing a seahorse and there's an outbrake of zombies running amuck, don't fret just call The Cock, dad gum it!

During the zombie apocalypse, don't sleep with a whore. Because if she turns out to be a zombie, you won't get lucky!

One way to scare off a zombie during an apocalypse is to stare him/her right in the face and say 'I warn you, if you cross me I will fuckin cut you dowwnn!' The zombie should react by skipping away in fear.

During a zombie attack, never trust a bunch of weirdos because they might feed you to the zombies.. or make you drink a hobo's pee.

Another way to scare the zombies is by putting on a dress (cause let's face it you'll look ugly in it). But a fair warning, you might start to like it because you know its wrong but it feeeelsss soooo riiigghhhttt.

If your ending is anything like the one black dude in Night of The Living Dead, you might make sure every shot misses ya. Even the cops (though frank may deserve it from peeing in his drink).

Warning: This how to will not save your life. If you use any of the tips from this how to, zombies are sure to eat your brains and fresh. I repeat, if you use these tips then you are a moron.