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Our Rights - Thomas Jefferson

Posted 2013-06-12 18:27:35 | Views: 7,002
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
Declaration of Independence

Art by Ella Sadkin

Posted 2013-05-02 19:32:33 | Views: 8,103
Ella Sadkin is a 26-year old london based artist who works primarily with acrylic and graffiti pens to produce colourful and abstract works. 
With its hard black lines, bright flat colour and organic and geometric shapes, her style is often described as surrealist cartooning. 
Sadkin was a child of the nineties and a huge cartoon fan, and cites early drawing of The Simpson's characters as her first foray into cartooning. 

What's Wrong with Men Today?

Posted 2013-04-23 23:33:27 | Views: 7,236
"You know...ah...you know whats wrong with men today? They shave their damn balls and act more female then a cat in heat down the alleyway. You have to mix up modern with traditional dirty socks. Men shaving their backs...and not making their wives change their last names...you should be ashamed of yourselves."

Old Man Crowely's Scoop 
Back in my day...we would hold babies like this...and we wouldn't be reported to the damn boys in blue. 




Have you seen Chuck Norris lately? He shaved his damn face and looks like a wet turkey ready for the oven. 
"Uncle Crowely's right. I am a disgrace ever since I shaved my face. I was getting pressured by my wife and her friends. It was the hardest battle I ever had to deal with. "
- Norris 
Let's take a look at the real Chuck Norris
This picture was stolen from 
if you watch it, read it or whatever I don't want to think you do to this TMZ thing...something tells me you are missing a right nut or had a sex change. Whatever the case... your just a worthless human being. Don't lie...I know  you have a tongue ring too. 
This is little Chucky, he killed 5 Nazi's single handedly at this fine young age. 
No explanation here folks. Balls of steel. 

1, 2, 3...goooo!!!
Damn...this guy has a point. 
All these years...I tried to be clean around women...have manners and I realize I was really just slowly losing my man juice. Let me call my girlfriend Britney and ask her if she thinks I been losing my "man" edge. 
Ring, Ring
...dial again...
Dude, seriously...stop calling my girls phone. She left you a year ago. Move on...I'm serious this time dog. Don't call my girlfriend again. Delete this number. 
Meanwhile somewhere in the Suburbs of PA .....
This post was brought to you by dirty socks. Don't ever clean em' just buy new ones 

johnny Sokko and Flying Robot

Posted 2013-04-22 23:36:42 | Views: 11,192
Johnny Sokko And His Flying Robot aka Giant Robo (1967-1968)

Good Lord...

Posted 2013-04-22 23:30:44 | Views: 8,085

The Looney Daily # 1

Posted 2013-04-20 22:47:31 | Views: 7,254
we have a right to 
no...wait...not those arms...stroll down more...
THESE ARMS BABY. READY FOR SUMMER!                       DAYTONA BEACH! Baring arms all day. 
Bet you thought this was going to be political...didn't ya? 

He waxes his back...
I can tell...
How the hell did this all of a sudden turn into fitness? Where are the damn donuts people!! Donuts at 2am!!! 
Wanna know how to make a Colombian powered Donut? 
make standard donut but use real powered sugar. (Wink) 
That's how we use do it...but we didn't use donuts. But, we don't use ballots either. 
  B R E A K I N G   N E W S !

Oye, how does an Argentine commit suicide? He climbs to the top of his ego and jumps off. 
Marvin the Martian just won the elections in Mars. 
Marvin the Martian has just been elected ruler of Mars. It is unprecedented how he won with so many disadvantages, one of them being he doesn't have a mouth. World leaders spent the day puzzled with the outcome of the election. Marvin did get a warm welcome from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Satan also approved and sent a telegram with candy dried turds. The US state department expressed concern with Marvin.  In power he can funnel lasers to North Korea. 
This post is brought to you by 
DOGGY shakes 

Doggy Hair 
Caramel Caca 
Chocolate Mystery 
Meaty Pudding 
Cherry blood 
Considered a favorite among Hollywood's elite. Doggy Shakes pack a punch for the rich who are on the go. High in fiber and the wonderful taste never seems to leave your mouth after you have one. Shake your life to that America! 
Now, you got these pinheads sellin' the stuff...these Doggy Shakes. I'm thinking...I remember when my mom made me doggy shakes...hell we had to scrape it off of the carpet ourselves. Now, Hollywood is selling it to us? The folks don't understand it...neither do I. And that's the memo. 
Please guys, I just had a shake in LA. I can't do it. Michelle will get mad at me! 
Little did the President know...He was being served fine wine by Secret Agent 000. 
 He was gathering  intelligence for Mars. 
We don't hire in Mars. 
Get the hell out of here. 
I don't know what the people in Mars are thinking by electing this Looney Tune. They better wake up when their ruler sends spies to Presidental dinners is all I'm saying. Cartoons are bad folks. It's hurting our children...and that's the memo. 


David Lynch - Nothing to be Afraid Of

Posted 2013-04-20 21:02:31 | Views: 8,102
"See, a painting is much cheaper than making a film. And photography is, you know, way cheap. So if I get an idea for a film, there are many ways to get it together and go realize that film. There's really nothing to be afraid of."

- DaViD LynCh

Leah Jung - Word word!

Posted 2013-04-20 14:40:01 | Views: 15,014
Leah Jung always pretty fly

Tips to Stop Bad Dreams

Posted 2013-04-19 17:50:32 | Views: 7,169
D R E A M S  

1. Don’t go to sleep angry or stressed out. Give yourself time to cool down.

2. Regular sleep patterns = better dreams. Including weekends.

3. Don’t eat right before bed. In particular, foods that take longer to digest, like meats and cheeses, can increase nightmares.

4. Reduce alcohol and caffeine consumption.

5. Cultivate gratitude. If this doesn’t come easy, do a “thankfulness” exercise every day in which you list the aspects of your life that you are thankful for.

6. Reduce exposure to violent images in the media, especially in the evenings. Horror movies can cause lingering nightmares for years.

7. Spend time in nature as often as possible, even if this means sitting in a city park for fifteen minutes every day. Many therapists believe that we all suffer from “nature deficiency disorder.”

8. Don’t sleep on your back. This encourages a special kind of nightmare known as sleep paralysis, in which you feel like you are awake and alert while at the same time you  cannot move. Sufferers also feel breathless and/or sense an “unknown presence” in the room. - keep reading this article 

Tips to stop bad dreams 

Cool Camera Tattoo

Posted 2013-04-19 17:42:02 | Views: 8,795