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•The “X” doesn’t stand for Xavier; it stands for “extra fuckin’ sweet”
•One of Wolverine’s main duties is giving everyone haircuts
•Professor X has 40 wheelchairs
•Beast was neutered last year
•Xavier’s school is required to admit 10 mentally challenged kids a year
•Storm’s carpet? Yeah, they match the curtains. Also, she has white pubes.
•The guys only had Dazzler around so they could run trains on her.
•Remember that dude “Morph” from the cartoon show? There isn’t a fact about him—he just sucks.
•Magneto was married to Heather Locklear for a short time.
•Gambit’s cards are from an Uno deck.
•Nightcrawler sometimes uses his powers to snap changing room photos for Swank Magazine
•Cyclops has two eyes, despite his name.
•Bishop is actually a white dude in black face paint.
•Juggernaut loves cats.
•Rogue didn’t know what the word “rogue” meant until a few years ago; she just thought it sounded cool.
•Cable was fat in high school but he lost a lot of weight right before senior year.
•Colossus’ favorite movie? “Shawshank”
•The Hellfire Club serves great wings.
•Jean Gray isn’t really dead; her and Cyclops are just on a break.
•Kitty Pryde huffs glue when no one’s looking.

Rare X-Men
Fun Facts
So, I'm jealous I didn't get to make it to Comic Con this year so I found this list to make fun of one of the most famous comics of all time.

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“I drink to make other people more interesting.” 
 — Ernest Hemingway

Amy Winehouse has been found dead at her home in London, it has been reported.
The Back To Black singer was apparently found at 4pm and her death is believed to be unexplained.

Singer, Amy Winehouse found Dead.
Via: Daily Mail
Word...

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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
- Chauncey Mitchell Depew

LOL.


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Joan Jett Batting Away.


Bubble Gum

Marvel Comics
Call me a nerd but I think this is so cool. Topps Marvel Comics Bubble Gum from 1979!
Crappy food for Horror Hosts who present crappy movies.



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Modest Size of a Masterpiece 

As the saying goes, "great things come in small packages." This photo shows that some of the greatest works in the history of art are actually pretty small. It isn't about the size folks. Even though we live in a society pressed on "BIGGIE" eveything, the things that truely last are the things done with love, care and devotion, no matter the size!
Amazing photo of the Mona Lisa being unwrapped.
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Because we all love someone who tells us to shut up when we talk too loud.
ART 

HEAD.
When a paint brush isn't pretentious enough.
Stupid Human,

you will kneel to me and do as I say. You will change the Kitty Litter and have my bowl of water filled to the top each morning. These are my demands, you fool.
- Fluffy
Diet Butcher Slim Skin Leopard High Top Sneakers

Pretty funky sneakers that make you want to go urban hunting. In this summer heat, sometimes you need to be the wild animal.
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Lucian Freud, the British painter of regular people in all their fleshy glory who stayed loyal to portraiture and realism even when modern art veered toward the abstract, has died. He was 88.
Freud died last night at his home in London after a brief illness, said William Acquavella, owner of Acquavella Galleries in New York, which is Freud’s worldwide dealer.
A grandson of Sigmund Freud, the founder of psychoanalysis, Freud preferred to use friends and family members, including his mother, as subjects of his portraits, using thick gobs of paint to reveal the human body’s curves, folds and imperfections. (He preferred the term “naked” rather than “nude.”) Starting in the 1980s he graduated to larger and larger canvases.
“I paint people not because of what they are like, not exactly in spite of what they are like, but how they happen to be,” he said.
Bloomberg News critic Jorg von Uthmann, in a review of a 2010 show at the Centre Pompidou in Paris, called Freud’s work “unashamedly traditional, stubbornly figurative and realistic to the point of being brutal.”
Born in Germany, Freud moved to the U.K. at 11 and later became a naturalized citizen. His longtime studio was at a home in the London neighborhood of Holland Park. In 2000 and 2001, Queen Elizabeth II sat for a portrait that provided fodder for Freud’s fans and critics alike. He painted model Kate Moss in 2002, while she was pregnant.

Via: Bloomberg
