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What's Wrong with Men Today?

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"You know...ah...you know whats wrong with men today? They shave their damn balls and act more female then a cat in heat down the alleyway. You have to mix up modern with traditional dirty socks. Men shaving their backs...and not making their wives change their last names...you should be ashamed of yourselves."

Old Man Crowely's Scoop 
Back in my day...we would hold babies like this...and we wouldn't be reported to the damn boys in blue. 






     




  









CHUCK NORRIS AGREE'S 


Have you seen Chuck Norris lately? He shaved his damn face and looks like a wet turkey ready for the oven. 
"Uncle Crowely's right. I am a disgrace ever since I shaved my face. I was getting pressured by my wife and her friends. It was the hardest battle I ever had to deal with. "
- Norris 
Let's take a look at the real Chuck Norris
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if you watch it, read it or whatever I don't want to think you do to this TMZ thing...something tells me you are missing a right nut or had a sex change. Whatever the case... your just a worthless human being. Don't lie...I know  you have a tongue ring too. 
   
This is little Chucky, he killed 5 Nazi's single handedly at this fine young age. 
  
No explanation here folks. Balls of steel. 

1, 2, 3...goooo!!!
Damn...this guy has a point. 
All these years...I tried to be clean around women...have manners and I realize I was really just slowly losing my man juice. Let me call my girlfriend Britney and ask her if she thinks I been losing my "man" edge. 
Ring, Ring
ADVISORY
RING. RING,       , RING, RING, RING. 
...dial again...
Dude, seriously...stop calling my girls phone. She left you a year ago. Move on...I'm serious this time dog. Don't call my girlfriend again. Delete this number. 
Meanwhile somewhere in the Suburbs of PA .....
This post was brought to you by dirty socks. Don't ever clean em' just buy new ones 
   


Parlor World

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10 basics

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eat clean!

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EAT CLEAN!
Stop dieting and start eating clean!
But, what is this "clean eating" everyone is talking about? It's simple, and easy! Clean Eating is the idea of eating foods as close to their natural state as possible. The less ingredients the better. This ensures your body gets the most nutrients possible from the food you are eating, and there for you are truly fueling your body with food it needs.



Follow these basic guidelines to start your clean-eating journey!
- Eat whole foods: Foods that ar organic, untampered with, or fresh off the farm. For example; whole fruits and vegetables, whole grains, grass-fed and free-range meats, low fat dairy products, unsalted nuts, and seeds.
- Eat unporocessed foods: Processed foods are foods that have a label. A label means that more than one ingredient was used to make that food. You don’t have to eliminate all processed foods (like whole grain pasta or natural cheeses), but if you can’t pronounce an ingredient on a label, don’t put that food in your shopping basket.
-No refined sugar: stick to fruit to get your sugar fix! Every once in a while it is ok, but mostly refined sugar is just calories that do nothing for you.
-Cook your own meals: When you cook at home you know exactly what is going into your food. No more boxed meals

Meal 1 - Morning Start

Lean Protein: 3 egg whites, scrambled
Complex Carb - Starch: whole grain english muffin
Complex Carb - Fruit or Vegetable: small apple sliced thinly
Healthy Fat: 2 tsps extra smooth no-salt added almond butter
Supplement: multi-vit with lipotropic factors, omega 3-6-9, elemental calcium 500mg
Drinks: Decaf coffee

Meal 2 - Midmorning Booster

Healthy Fat: 15 raw almonds
Drinks: 2 cups of water

Meal 3 - Lunchtime Refuel

Lean Protein: 3 ounces tomato basil tuna
Complex Carb - Starch: 6 multigrain rice crackers
Complex Carb - Fruit or Vegetable: romaine, 2 cups mixed fresh vegetables
Healthy Fat: olive oil
Supplement: omega 3-6-9
Drinks: 2 cups cold green tea

Meal 4 - Mid-afternoon Munch

Complex Carb - Fruit or Vegetable: Large apple or 2 cups veggies
Drinks: 2 cups water

Meal 5 - Dinner Delight

Lean Protein: 4-5 ounces baked salmon
Complex Carb - Starch: 1/2 cup brown or wild rice
Complex Carb - Fruit or Vegetable: 6-7 asparagus tips, 2 cups large mixed greens salad
Healthy Fat: olive oil, lemon juice
Supplement: multi vit with lipotrophic factors, omega 3-6-9,
Drinks: 2 cups of water
Femme Fit
Follow this plan!


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johnny Sokko and Flying Robot

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Johnny Sokko And His Flying Robot aka Giant Robo (1967-1968)


Good Lord...

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Man tries to pay prostitute with McDonald's food

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 Police say a man bought a prostitute food from McDonald's in exchange for sex in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

An undercover police officer says 58-year-old Donald Jones picked up Keli Gilbert, a prostitute, on Friday and then drove to McDonald's where they picked up some food.

The criminal complaint says the two then drove to a nearby park, where they were caught.

Police say when they confronted the two, Gilbert admitted Jones bought her food from McDonald's in exchange for sex.

Gilbert and Jones were then arrested.

Police: Man pays Hooker with McDonalds Food. 
When you think you've heard it all...


Selfless Worship

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"Living creatures are nourished by food, and food is nourished by rain; rain itself is the water

of life, which comes from selfless worship and service."

Bhagavad Gita 3.14



Saturday - The Valdeziacs

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K I K I   V A L D E S 


Opening Reception: Saturday April 27th 7-10pm
101 Exhibit - 101 NE 40th Street. Miami FL. 33137
[email protected] - 305.972.8962 

T H E   V A L D E Z I A C S 
APR 27 - MAY 10 
Presented by: 
Michael Margulies
Artist Agency 
   


     

      



    






































    










































   
"Family Heirloom" (Oil on canvas) 2013 


Good Times at Wood Tavern

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MLK JR Assassination

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Martin Luther King JR

 

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr was a civil rights activist who played a very important role in the movement. Dr. King was in Memphis, Tennesse at the time of the assassination. On April 4, 1968 at around 6 p.m Martin Luther King Jr. was shot by a sniper as he was standing on the balcony of the Lorraine Motel. The bullet went through his cheek, down his neck, and ended at his shoulder blade. His death was announced an hour later. A man named James Earl Ray was arressted for the crime.

Theory #1. Many people believed the assassination was a product of the government.
Theory #2. A Memphis bar owner shot Dr.King.
Theory #3. Some believe that the mafia was behind the assassinatiom.

IMPACT

 

The impact that Martin Luther King Jr's death had on America was huge. Many African Americans were hysterical about the loss of a man they looked up to. Some took to the streets and acted violent, although many compared Dr. King's ways to Ghandi, in the sense that he sought for peace not violence. The enire nation mourned their loss. He had been the leader of a huge civil rights movement. His death did lead to something great though. His assassination made a bill become more quickly made, an equal housing bill. This bill marked the last big decision of the Civil Rights Era. Even today Martin Luther King Jr. is recognized for his great leadership skills durng this time period, and his speeches are still widely recognized till this day. His death changed America and hiistory because people began to see how they needed to come together as one. He was loved by millions for the things he was doing, but he was taken away in the blink of an eye. This proves his affect on history.



RFK Assassination

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Robert Kennedy

 

Robert Kennedy was a United States Senator, who was also brother to John F Kennedy. Robert Kennedy was assasinated a little bit after 12 a.m on June 6, 1968. He was assassinated in the kitchen of the Ambassador hotel where he had recently given a speech. He was assassinated by Sirhan Sirhan.

Theory #1. Sirhan Sirhan says that he was actually framed for the assassination. His lawyers stated there was evidence that proved his innocence, yet he is still convicted for the crime.
Theory #2. Many people believe that the assassination was an act of conspiracy. Not only had Robert Kennedy been assassinated, but his brother as well.

IMPACT

 

Robert Kennedy was running for president when he was assassinated. Many people believed he would have changed history drastically if he was given the chance. Something that changed in history because of his assassination was the amount of security. Those who were presidential canidates were now protected by the United States Secret Service. Many people were very confused during this time period because of all the assassinations that some conspiracies said had governmental influences. It made the country go two different ways on what was fact or fiction. The country was mourning another loss, not just that of a president but a Senator as well.

Sirhan Sirhan


JFK Assassination

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John F Kennedy

 

President Kennedy was about to run for the presidency once again. Before he was able to do so, he was assasinated. He had been speaking to Democratic parties in the country, and had mentioned that important states that he would need votes from. These states included Texas. JFK and his wife flew to Texas, where they entered a car with Govenor John Conallie and his wife.  As they drove through main street and then Dealy Plaza, the president was assasinated, on November 22,1966. Lee Harvey Oswald was blamed for the assasination of the president.

Theory #1.There are many theories as to who the president was assassinated by, and how it happened. One is called

THE MAGIC BULLET THEORY

This theory is that there was only one assassin (Lee Harvey Oswald), and he managed to have one bullet that went through the president, as well as the govenor.

 

 

Theory #2. TWO SHOOTER THEORY

 

Some people thought don't believe in the magic bullet and are convinced that there were two people who assasinated the President. One of them said to be on the grassy knoll, while the other was in the school book depository building.

IMPACT

 

The nation was schocked that the assasination happened. Not only had it happened, but it was caught on tape. The president in this time period had been a way of bringing hope to America. He was very well liked in the younger generation as well. His era was known as Camelot because America almost saw them as royalty, they were young and beautiful. Not only that, but JFK had many things going on in foreign policy. He was trying to get troops out of Vietnam which was overuled by LBJ. The National Debt continued to rise, and his attempt to end the cold war was left unfinished. FDR was known for his quest for peace, and since he was gone, America was deeply mourning his death. If JFK had survived and won the presidential election, history may have been a lot different. LBJ, was forever haunted by the events that occured during his presidency, prehaps if JFK had not been assasinated it would be different.