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APRA

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that's how we roll...


Tumbler 3

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What is The Black Sheep Movement?

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What is The Black Sheep Movement?

So often, our communities are plagued by broken homes, drugs, steep decline in property value, mis-guided youth, homelessness, poverty, health disparities and a list of horrific things that hinder communities from reaching their optimal status. We drive by them every day, or at least know in what parts of the city they exist. They become socially quarantined from society and breeding grounds for catastrophic events. These areas are BLACK SHEEP! The pariahs of our communities...our society...our world! But they don't have to be! What if we EMBRACED our Black Sheep? What if we flipped the term on its head and made these areas BEAUTIFUL? What if you become a Leader among Black Sheep....a Superhero of sorts? Use your talents for something GREAT!  

  

START A MOVEMENT. SAVE THE WORLD. 


Don't Be Afraid...FOLLOW THE SHEEP!

Twitter: @bethesheep

Email: [email protected]

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All About Mother's Day!

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    The point of all of this is that the mothers of today need to special more than ever.  They need that one day a year where we put them first.  Moms need a gift, a hug and breakfast in bed.   The best gifts are not the most expensive ones but the ones that show you care.  Whether it is a home made card from their children or expensive jewelry a mom will love all the same.  The best gift is a personal gift.  That's why at Lassothemoon Gift Baskets we like to help you customize a gift basket that is unique.  A mom would love a gift basket with favorite things in it. It shows how well you know her and all the thought you put into to it.  We can help you customize an existing pre-designed gift basket or help you start from scratch.  We offer a large array of different things like spa products, chocolates, gourmet food, sports and even gardening.  Every mom is unique so their gift basket should reflect that.  This Mother's Day give your mom a gift that is unique and special to her. She does a lot for you.  She deserves it.
It's all About the Mom's!
   Mother's Day is celebrated here in the U.S. every year on the second Sunday of May.  It is a day to appreciate the Moms of the world and most importantly your own mother.  Mother's Day has existed since the early 20th Century.  It officially became a nationally recognized holiday in 1914 after a woman named Anna Jarvis campaigned for it.  By the year 1920 the day had become the commercialized holiday that we know now but the idea is still the same: appreciate your mom.  Now Mother's Day is celebrated in some form all over the world.  Many countries celebrate the holiday to coincide with Women's Day and other religious holidays. Also, many cultures and religions celebrate the holiday on the first day of spring to help fertility and the Roman Catholic church also pays reverence to the Virgin Mary during this time.

   My mom is important to me because she is always there.  No matter how busy with work she is or how much work around the house there is to do my mom can always make time for my sister and I.  She never sits on the sidelines either.  Whether it is the waterpark or the ski hill my mom will always give it a try if it involves spending time with us.  She’s been to every dance recital, gymnastics meet, academic night and parent-teacher conferences.  She's goes to any doctor appointment and was always there when we need rides to school or a friend’s house.  While my sister and I are have jobs, go to college, have our drivers licenses that doesn't mean that we still don't rely on our mom.  Whenever school is causing stress or we are broke mom is still there.  Moms don't become less important just because their children get older.  Their roles change and they are needed for a different set of problems and that's what makes them special.  Moms are the sanctuary in a very busy and hectic world.

Why My Mom is Special
   While every country celebrates it a little differently the core principle surrounding the holiday is to appreciate the importance of Mother's.  The mother of the household is the backbone, the one that holds it all together. They are where all life begins and where everybody starts their life.  But being a mom is more than just giving birth.  A mom is just as important whether she is an adoptive or a foster mom.  Your mom could be any woman that takes care of you and looks out for your well being.  
system of society, the ones who keep it running and moving forward.  Mother's Day of 2013 is much different than the Mother's Day of 1914.  The world is different  and so are mothers.  Women are more and more present in the workforce everyday, feminism has come a long way and moms are busy multitaskers with jobs and a home life.  Mother's Day is more than just celebrating the fact that someone had children.  It celebrates how important Mother's are in every facet of life whether it is the boardroom or the home.  Moms are the support system of society.
The Moms of Today
Give Her a Gift Basket!


The Story of Larry...

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The Black Sheep Report

Est. 1981

The Black Sheep Movement Presents:

Start A Movement. Save the World.

Do you have a moment? I'd like to tell you how The Black Sheep Movement began......

Our humble beginnings start off like any other happy story, "Once Upon a time..."
"....in a land far, far, away. There lived a very handsome man named LARRY! (Say, "Hi Larry")
Now Larry was the most handsome of men in all the land. (that's not saying much) But poor little Larry, he had this problem that plagued him day and night....
He tried feverishly to remedy this problem, but to no avail. It had even gotten to the point where he couldn't sleep and was awaken every night with the same reoccuring nightmare....BLACK SHEEP...HUNDREDS OF THEM....
With no where else to turn, Larry decided to wake up his wise and intelligent best friend, Barry, to help him solve the Black Sheep Mystery (dum dum dum - - scary movie music)
RING!
RING!!
RING!!!

BARRY

LARRY

Or maybe this is Larry....

...and this is Barry

What Barry revealed to Larry on the phone that night was the Eureka moment Larry needed. No longer was he afraid to dream of black sheep...he now embraced the furry little creatures. Larry was now....(drum roll please).....LORD OF THE BLACK SHEEP

Wanna know what the conversation was about? Just follow the Black Sheep....baa! (yeah, that was kinda corny)


What's Wrong with Men Today?

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"You know...ah...you know whats wrong with men today? They shave their damn balls and act more female then a cat in heat down the alleyway. You have to mix up modern with traditional dirty socks. Men shaving their backs...and not making their wives change their last names...you should be ashamed of yourselves."

Old Man Crowely's Scoop 
Back in my day...we would hold babies like this...and we wouldn't be reported to the damn boys in blue. 






     




  









CHUCK NORRIS AGREE'S 


Have you seen Chuck Norris lately? He shaved his damn face and looks like a wet turkey ready for the oven. 
"Uncle Crowely's right. I am a disgrace ever since I shaved my face. I was getting pressured by my wife and her friends. It was the hardest battle I ever had to deal with. "
- Norris 
Let's take a look at the real Chuck Norris
This picture was stolen from 
                                  
if you watch it, read it or whatever I don't want to think you do to this TMZ thing...something tells me you are missing a right nut or had a sex change. Whatever the case... your just a worthless human being. Don't lie...I know  you have a tongue ring too. 
   
This is little Chucky, he killed 5 Nazi's single handedly at this fine young age. 
  
No explanation here folks. Balls of steel. 

1, 2, 3...goooo!!!
Damn...this guy has a point. 
All these years...I tried to be clean around women...have manners and I realize I was really just slowly losing my man juice. Let me call my girlfriend Britney and ask her if she thinks I been losing my "man" edge. 
Ring, Ring
ADVISORY
RING. RING,       , RING, RING, RING. 
...dial again...
Dude, seriously...stop calling my girls phone. She left you a year ago. Move on...I'm serious this time dog. Don't call my girlfriend again. Delete this number. 
Meanwhile somewhere in the Suburbs of PA .....
This post was brought to you by dirty socks. Don't ever clean em' just buy new ones 
   


Parlor World

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10 basics

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eat clean!

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EAT CLEAN!
Stop dieting and start eating clean!
But, what is this "clean eating" everyone is talking about? It's simple, and easy! Clean Eating is the idea of eating foods as close to their natural state as possible. The less ingredients the better. This ensures your body gets the most nutrients possible from the food you are eating, and there for you are truly fueling your body with food it needs.



Follow these basic guidelines to start your clean-eating journey!
- Eat whole foods: Foods that ar organic, untampered with, or fresh off the farm. For example; whole fruits and vegetables, whole grains, grass-fed and free-range meats, low fat dairy products, unsalted nuts, and seeds.
- Eat unporocessed foods: Processed foods are foods that have a label. A label means that more than one ingredient was used to make that food. You don’t have to eliminate all processed foods (like whole grain pasta or natural cheeses), but if you can’t pronounce an ingredient on a label, don’t put that food in your shopping basket.
-No refined sugar: stick to fruit to get your sugar fix! Every once in a while it is ok, but mostly refined sugar is just calories that do nothing for you.
-Cook your own meals: When you cook at home you know exactly what is going into your food. No more boxed meals

Meal 1 - Morning Start

Lean Protein: 3 egg whites, scrambled
Complex Carb - Starch: whole grain english muffin
Complex Carb - Fruit or Vegetable: small apple sliced thinly
Healthy Fat: 2 tsps extra smooth no-salt added almond butter
Supplement: multi-vit with lipotropic factors, omega 3-6-9, elemental calcium 500mg
Drinks: Decaf coffee

Meal 2 - Midmorning Booster

Healthy Fat: 15 raw almonds
Drinks: 2 cups of water

Meal 3 - Lunchtime Refuel

Lean Protein: 3 ounces tomato basil tuna
Complex Carb - Starch: 6 multigrain rice crackers
Complex Carb - Fruit or Vegetable: romaine, 2 cups mixed fresh vegetables
Healthy Fat: olive oil
Supplement: omega 3-6-9
Drinks: 2 cups cold green tea

Meal 4 - Mid-afternoon Munch

Complex Carb - Fruit or Vegetable: Large apple or 2 cups veggies
Drinks: 2 cups water

Meal 5 - Dinner Delight

Lean Protein: 4-5 ounces baked salmon
Complex Carb - Starch: 1/2 cup brown or wild rice
Complex Carb - Fruit or Vegetable: 6-7 asparagus tips, 2 cups large mixed greens salad
Healthy Fat: olive oil, lemon juice
Supplement: multi vit with lipotrophic factors, omega 3-6-9,
Drinks: 2 cups of water
Femme Fit
Follow this plan!


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johnny Sokko and Flying Robot

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Johnny Sokko And His Flying Robot aka Giant Robo (1967-1968)