I swallowed the Sun, and from then on, the moon wouldn't stop fucking
bothering me. So I
choked the moon, but of course
the stars just had to
witness my
dirty deed.
So I stuck them into my eyes, where they continually burned me pupils.
But the milkway felt
naked when being stripped
of it's fine sprinkles of clothing.
So i wrapped my arms
around the milkway and cooed sweet nothings into its' ear. But i could not satisy the milkyway, so I weaved it into my hair, where I tied it securely with a rubberband of comets.